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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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