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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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