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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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