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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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