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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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