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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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