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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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