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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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