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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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