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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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