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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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