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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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