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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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