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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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