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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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