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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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