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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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