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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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