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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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