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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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