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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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