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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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