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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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