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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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