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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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