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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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