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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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