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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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