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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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