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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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