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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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