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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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