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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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