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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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