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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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