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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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