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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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