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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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