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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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