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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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