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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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