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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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