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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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