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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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