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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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