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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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