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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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