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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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