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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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