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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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