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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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