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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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